Jackholes Racing on the 134 Fwy in Light Traffic

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Honda Civics are consistently the cars that get stolen the most. Maybe it’s because the parts are valuable, versatile, etc. However, maybe it’s because we have a large number of white hat thieves who are trying to get all the assholish Civic drivers off the street. I kid of course, but the douche driving the black Honda Civic here (license plate 6MYW) fits the bill of aggressive toolbag. We were traveling on the 134 Fwy West in lazy Sunday afternoon traffic where traffic was pacing along between 65-75 mph. We suddenly noticed this whack job erratically weaving in between cars across all lanes of the freeway to our right. Despite his incessant speeding and tailgating, at least he was signaling for every lane change. That alone tells me that he’s probably an aggressive transplant from the East Coast. Given how light traffic was, it was clear this jackass was joyriding at the expense of others’ safety. In fact, he was semi-racing the red sedan, whose driver was equally as nutty, that you can see he’s tailgating in this photo. Regardless if the culprit is a native or transplant, there’s something about Los Angeles that fosters such reckless abandon behind the wheel. Maybe we should follow the lead of hurricane aficionados and start a trend of naming our Sig Alerts after the assholes who caused the accident. At least this way, we could have a face by the name rather than a big swirly cloud.