Idiocy Meter
Asshole Meter
Full marks for this ho bag! A friend asked me the other day if I really get as angry as I sound when I talk about the asinine drivers I encounter on a daily basis. Though I sometimes do exaggerate, this fat, fugly psycho bitch in a BMW X6 SUV (license plate 6MLX) is a friggen menace to society who ought to be removed from the road immediately. I was stopped in the left-turn-only lane on Magnolia waiting to make a turn onto Sepulveda. When the light turned green, I started forward when I saw this haughty-looking asshole zip by on my right in the through lane that goes straight and cut right in front of me and other left-turning vehicles. We weren’t moving very quickly at this point because we were yielding to an old man in an electric wheelchair who was crossing the street at the crosswalk. However, instead of braking, this lady gunned it directly in front of the old pedestrian, scaring the crap out of him. To say she came close to hitting him would actually be an understatement.
Shortly after this occurred, I saw her zipping down Sepulveda when a cyclist, who was illegally crossing Sepulveda at this point in an attempt to also head south, came from the left. Now, this biznatch just a few seconds earlier pulled two illegal maneuvers herself (three, if you include her lack of signaling), so she’s the last person to take a stance against someone else pulling moving violations. Regardless, she felt completely entitled to gun it for the cyclist, nearly mowing him down in the process to “make a point”. What point you ask? Maybe not get in front of her fat ass. Do people like this moron even stop to think about what they’re doing? Is it worth hitting a guy in a wheelchair or a bicyclist just so that you can flex some muscle or give yourself the illusion that you’re getting where you need to go faster? Based on the smug look I saw on her face as I drove past, she is none the wiser. If you know this woman and actually care about her, tell her to grow a brain and stop driving like a rabid dental damn on wheels before she kills someone. That didn’t make sense, I know, but it sounded accurate.